jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

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gasaii:

Pikachu crop top with 60% off at the summer clearance! ♡

gasaii:

Pikachu crop top with 60% off at the summer clearance! ♡

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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withinresonance:

whoreganic-apple:

imalreadymiserableatbest:

thealmightymushu:

fuckeveryonebuymeavw:

epicallyfunny:

Grab a tea infuser from this list at atmost20.com/TeaInfusers

I love these

I want all of them.

i will start drinking tea if someone gets me one of these tbh

MANATEA INFUSER OMG

I WANT ALL OF THEM

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Anonymous said: you need to stop using that damn B) thing *takes your shades away*

yuki-menoko:

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